Today In Frivolous Lawsuits

A retired NYPD lieutenant is suing Bumble Bee Tuna for $100K because he choked on a tiny bone and now, tragically, can no longer enjoy tuna. In fact, he cannot eat fish of any kind! Which has left him with "permanent emotional pain and suffering." "I can't even be near tuna now," said the ex-cop. "Like a fish fillet sandwich? Forget it."