
A retired NYPD lieutenant
is suing Bumble Bee Tuna for $100K because he choked on a tiny bone and now, tragically, can
no longer enjoy tuna. In fact, he cannot eat fish of
any kind! Which has left him with "
permanent emotional pain and suffering." "I can't even be near tuna now," said the ex-cop. "Like a fish fillet sandwich? Forget it."
Labels: "celibacy", dumbassery, lawsuits, NYC, silliness