Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all, Orly!

Sadly, birther loon Orly Taitz got fucking hammered yesterday in her bid to become California's Secretary of State so that she could declare Barack Obama ineligible for the 2012 ballot. Taitz garnered only 25% of the vote, losing to 34 year-old former NFL player Damon Dunn, who had never voted until last year. But staying true to her mental illness, Taitz is suing Dunn too, claiming that HE is ineligible to hold office. Cue the men with the nets!