Matt Barber: Help! I'm Being Oppressed!

"This has never been about celebrating diversity or equality; it's about, yeah, you celebrate diversity, you affirm our demonstrably destructive, spiritually, physically, emotionally, our lifestyle, under penalty of law, or else. And that goes for you too, church. You either allow us desecrate your property with our counter-biblical, sinful civil union ceremony or we will see that you are sanctioned by the United States government." - Matt Barber, speaking today on his radio show.

RELATED: Barber attended yesterday's "press conference" outside the Alabama headquarters of the SPLC. Judging by today's interwebs, so far the event appears to have been totally devoid of any actual, you know, press.