American Family Association: JCPenney And Ellen Will Give You Breast Cancer

"Will America’s young women be just a bit more likely to experiment with lesbianism now that JCPenney is mainstreaming it? Too any objective observer, the answer must be yes. Is this a good thing? To any objective observer, the answer must be no. Research has indicated that lesbians suffer from increased levels of depression, suicidal ideation, substance abuse, breast cancer and vaginal diseases compared to heterosexual women. Thus what JCPenney has done, by increasing, even if ever so slightly, the chances that young women will experiment with this behavior will turn out to be a tragic thing for some. JCPenney will have to share some culpability for that." - American Family Association radio host Bryan Fischer. (Via Right Wing Watch)

RELATED: Last night Jeebus came to me in a dream and told me that Bryan Fischer takes it up the ass from male goats. What? How DARE you doubt a revelation from God?!? STOP OPPRESSING ME™!