Bryan Fischer: America Needs To Ban All Motherfucking Profanity Like Russia Did

Russia has actually banned profanity.

Thinking about making a film? Better leave out the foul language if you want it to be seen in Russia. The same goes for plays. Even rock stars will need to leave their potty mouths at home. Russian President Vladimir Putin signed off on a new law Monday that bans swearing at arts, cultural and entertainment events in the country. Any new film containing obscene language won't be granted a distribution certificate, so there's no chance of seeing it at the movie theater. And copies of books, CDs or films containing swearing can only be distributed in a sealed package labeled "Contains obscene language," a Kremlin statement said.According to state news agency ITAR-Tass, individuals caught using foul language face a fine of up to $70, while officials can be fined up to $40 and businesses nearly $1,400. They face a higher fine and a three-month suspension of business for repeated offenses.

The AFA says it's a great fucking idea.

Fire. Them. All.

So in the latest bit of New York Senate fuckwittery, yesterday only the Senate Democrats were in the chamber, 31 of them, one short of a quorum, while the GOP caucus sulked elsewhere. Then GOP Sen. Frank Padavan cut through the room to get to the lounge where free soft drinks are available. "QUORUM!" shouted the Dems, and immediately passed 120 bills.

SRSLY.

Gov. Paterson refuses to sign the bills, saying they don't count, illegal vote, yadda yadda yadda. Meanwhile vital state operations ground to a halt yesterday when legislation expired. And no vote in sight on marriage equality. New York state has no recall mechanism for state legislators. That needs to change. Now.