Main | Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Jesus Christ, Superstud

Dark Alley Media is releasing a porn version (NSFW) of the Jesus story. We can't get a plot synopsis from the site for the movie, which mistakenly tells the plot of a previous Dark Alley movie, Gaytanemo, in which "an unsuspecting German tourist is mistaken for a terrorist, abducted, and taken to the sexiest secret military detention center ever."

However, Queerty has posted an interview with Passio director Matthias von Fistenberg (no, really) who says, “My Jesus is gay, stunningly beautiful and sexy. He gets aroused like all of us. The movie is a gospel, passio, version of the Jesus story according to me.”

Dan Savage posted about Passio yesterday and here are a few Scriptural comments from his readers :
-"This is my body, eat."
-"Turn the other cheek, Jesus. TURN IT!"
-"Suffer the little children, cum onto me."
-"Knock and it will be opened to you."

Sacrilege makes me happier than just about anything in the world. I guess that makes me a bad person.

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