JMG: The Fire Island Cocktail

Via Dr. Jeff comes this shot of the drink menu at Jumpin' Jack's Seafood Shack in Fire Island's Cherry Grove. The drink is the invention of their bartender, a JMG reader who used to work at the NYC Eagle and who has been the subject of an Overheard post on this here website thingy. Anyway, I sound delish but I don't know if I'm worth $10.