Anti-Masturbation "Ex-Gay" Proponent And Teabagger Christine O'Donnell Wins GOP Senate Primary In Delaware

Teabagger Christine O'Donnell, who rilly rilly wants you to stop jerking off and being gay RIGHT NOW, squeaked by GOP favorite Mike Castle to win the Delaware primary today. This is actually good news for the Democrats, because as the Washington Post puts it, the GOP "is now writing off that seat." It also means we get seven more weeks of ridiculing Christine O'Donnell.