Sarah Palin's Batshit Crazy Word Salad At CPAC: Dr. Seuss, Big Gulps, And Fritos

UPDATE: I meant to mention that moose hunter Sarah Palin's exit music tonight was Titanium, a global EDM smash sung by Sia Furler, an openly bisexual, liberal, vegan, animal rights activist who has appeared in ads for PETA. Furler used to date JD Samson, a member of the lesbian/feminist/electroclash band Le Tigre, and once expressed her desire to gay-marry Samson. Perhaps worst of all, she's a foreigner. I'm sure Palin's handlers didn't know that. You betcha!