Pat Robertson Heals Via Text Message
"God is almighty. Nothing is impossible. He can heal cancer. He can heal leukemia. He can heal arthritis. He can heal any condition you've got in your body. He made you and he can fix you!" Except for, you know, missing limbs. That's on you.
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