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CONFIRMED: Abe Lincoln's Desk Is On The Stage And Ready For Gay Marriage

Photo by JMG reader Ed Pratt. The signing ceremony should start within the hour.

Porno Pete Has The Abraham Lincoln Sadz

"It’s bad enough that homosexual extremists for years have been promoting the preposterous lie that Lincoln was ‘gay.’ Now we see his noble legacy on behalf of Black Americans appropriated by the Left to justify homosexual ‘marriage’ – which has nothing to do with civil rights and everything to do with normalizing a changeable sexual sin. Abe Lincoln had a great respect for the Bible as the Word of God, and he encouraged others to read it to better their lives. It is inconceivable that Lincoln would set himself against clear Scriptural truth – such as Romans 1, which condemns homosexual practice – or align himself with the bizarre notion that two people of the same sex can get ‘married.’ Homosexual practice today is as immoral as it was in days of Lincoln; as it was in the days of Washington and Jefferson before him; as it was in the days of Jesus Christ; and as sinful as it was in the days of Moses." - Porno Pete LaBarbera, who is deliciously deranged because Illinois Gov. Pat Quinn will today sign the marriage equality bill on the desk used by Abraham Lincoln. LaBarbera adds that he'll be waving his silly little hate banner outside the ceremony in Chicago this afternoon. Somebody please send us a photo!

President Obama Pens Gettysburg Address Tribute That Mentions Gay Rights

Yesterday President Obama issued the above handwritten tribute to the Gettysburg Address that closes with a reference to gay rights. The final paragraph:

Through cold war and world war, through industrial revolutions and technological transformations, through movements for civil rights and women's rights and workers rights and gay rights, we have. At times, social and economic change have strained our union. But Lincoln's words give us confidence that whatever trials avail us, this nation and the freedom we cherish can, and shall, prevail.

Many on Twitter are focusing on the president's penmanship. Commenters on wingnut sites are claiming to see evidence of all their usual delusions: Marxism, socialism, Satanism, etc.

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

From the author of Pride And Prejudice And Zombies.