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Larry Flynt Wants To Know

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Larry Flynt: I Want Weiner

TMZ reports:

Flynt fired off a letter to Weiner moments after the politician resigned from Congress earlier today saying, "After having learned of your sudden and compelled resignation from your Congressional post, I would like to make you an offer of employment at Flynt Management Group, LLC in our internet group." Flynt insists, "This offer is not made in jest" and says he is "willing to pay twenty percent more than your former Congressional salary, ensuring that your medical benefits would be equal to what you were previously receiving."

Larry Flynt: I'll Give $1M For Dirt On Sen. David Vitter Or Other Politicians

Larry Flynt: "We know we've got a gay senator. We just like to see him come out of the closet. And I think we'll be exposing that in the next few months if he doesn't." Lindsey Graham? And how much more dirt could there be on Sen. David Vitter other than his serial adultery, hooker patronage, and diaper fetish?

Porn Kings Want Bailout Too

Defender of the First Amendment, Larry Flynt, and defender of his multiple charges of scumbaggery, Joe Francis, say they are going to ask Congress for a bailout of the porn industry.

Joe Francis and Larry Flynt claim the economy has made America's sexual appetite go limp, so they're going to the one place where sex is always rampant -- Congress. Flynt (the "Hustler" guy) and Francis (the "Girls Gone Wild" dude) are asking the government for a $5 billion bailout, claiming the adult entertainment industry has taken a huge shot to the face because of the downturn -- citing the fact that XXX DVD sales are down 22% from a year ago. "With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind," Flynt says. "It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America." Francis sees his industry like the big three automakers, only BIGGER: "Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation's most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration."

Francis says he's going to DC to make his appeal in person. I thought he was under house arrest for the next zillion years?

Larry Flynt on Giuliani And "Bitchy" Gays

"Let me ask you something. As mayor of New York, would you live in an apartment with three gay guys? I’m not gay. I don’t hate gays. But I don’t want to live in an apartment full of them. They’ll bitch and cry and all. That doesn’t bother Giuliani. It doesn’t bother Giuliani to put a dress on to do Saturday Night Live. I don’t trust him. I don’t think he’s electable." - Larry Flynt, telling Vanity Fair his opinion on gays and Rudy Giuliani.

I normally rather admire Flynt, but I could have done without this.

Larry Flynt Wades Into Lott/Hooker Story

It gets mysteriouser.

BigHeadDC is now claiming that Larry Flynt has confirmed the Trent Lott / hooker story.

Here's what has been posted on LarryFlynt.com under a pull-quote about the BigHeadDC story:

HUSTLER Magazine has received numerous inquiries regarding the involvement of Larry Flynt and HUSTLER in the resignation of Trent Lott. Senator Lott has been the target of an ongoing HUSTLER investigation for some time now, due to confidential information that we have received.

Hmm, that's not quite a confirmation, the way I read it. But it certainly pushes the story back into the possibly-believable column.

In June, HUSTLER published a full-page ad in the Washington Post offering a $1 million reward to "anyone who can provide documented evidence of "improper relations" with any high-ranking political official." The author of BigHeadDC says he wants the money.