Bill Donohue's War On Christmas Penis

From the Catholic League: "Bill Donohue comments on a cross-shaped penis necklace made available for Christmas by designer Tom Ford: 'When we learned of this item, I said to the staff that I bet this guy Tom Ford is a homosexual. I was right. He even thinks he’s married.'"

Tom Of Sinland

Copyranter today posts some very NSFW takes on Tom Of Finland's famed style, but reimagined with designers Marc Jacobs and Tom Ford as models.

HomoQuotable - Tom Ford

"A man should never wear shorts in the city. Flip-flops and shorts in the city are never appropriate. Shorts should only be worn on the tennis court or on the beach." - Tom Ford, from his Five Easy Lessons On How To Be A Gentleman. I do agree on the flip-flops. But c'mon, summer in New York City without shorts? Try waiting for the 6 train on a murderously hot platform some July afternoon and we'll see how fast you cave, Mr. Ford.

HomoQuotable - Tom Ford

"There’s one indulgence every man should try in his lifetime: If you’re straight, sleep with a man at least once, and if you’re gay, don’t go through life without sleeping with a woman. Either way, you might be surprised at how natural it will feel if you can get past the mind-fuck of stereotypes. In the end, it’s just another person that you are relating to in a physical way." - Item number ten in designer Tom Ford's Top Ten Rules Of Style in Details.