Todd Starnes: Children Are Learning About LGBT Rights Instead Of American History

"Public schools these days are busy teaching kids about the birds and the bees and whether they might be LGBT or Q. But they might want to consider giving equal time to American history, geography and civics. The results of a national test shows that most American eighth graders are struggling in all three subjects. It's called the Nation's Report Card - a test administered by the National Assessment of Educational Progress and they discovered that kids are just not progressing. The sad reality is that most American teenagers don't know the difference between Abraham Lincoln and a Lincoln Continental. They're more apt to know who George Clooney is than George Bush. And the experts say it could - - jeopardize our nation's future. How can we expect to form a more perfect union - when kids can't tell the difference between capitalism and communism?" - Todd Starnes, posting to his Facebook page.

Perkins Has The Executive Order Sadz

"Considering the decisions of this administration, every month feels like 'gay pride month.' But this year, the President had something special in mind for his activist friends. The President will soon be issuing an executive order mandating that all federal contractors and subcontractors give special treatment to homosexuals, transgenders, and cross-dressers in the workplace. This action is wrong on the merits, because it accepts the premise that distinctions based on actual conduct -- such as homosexual behavior and cross-dressing -- should be treated the same way as distinctions based on immutable and innocuous characteristics like race.

"However, it also shows disregard for the proper boundaries of executive powers in relation to the legislature. Just as judges aren't supposed to write laws, but interpret them, the President is not supposed to write laws, but carry them out. Congress has refused to pass the  ENDA because of the detrimental impact on employers' and employees' constitutional freedoms of religion, speech, and association. In the absence of legislative authority, the President should not impose such policies on federal contractors, either.

"Obama's proposed order could have a devastating effect on major corporations such as ExxonMobil which have courageously refused to capitulate to political correctness, as well as religious groups such as relief organizations which sometimes put government dollars to work in uniquely effective ways. It may be Pride month, but President Obama's pandering to his friends on the far Left is nothing to be proud of." - Hate group leader Tony Perkins, via email.

Tony Perkins: When Are They Going To Start Rolling Out The Boxcars?

Speaking to Alliance Defending Freedom attorney Nicolle Martin, who just fucking lost her bakery case in Colorado, KKK-affiliated hate group leader Tony Perkins declared that gay rights advocates are going to start "rolling out the boxcars" for Christians.

Email Of The Day - Rep. Steve Stockman

"Dear Joe, Obama's socialism makes me sick! And I have the barf bag to prove it! I'm Congressman Steve Stockman, a proud, principled conservative Tea Party Republican. And I'm saying what no one else in Washington has the backbone to say. I introduced a constitutional amendment to stop illegals from using their kids as anchor babies, 15 years before anyone else talked about it. I introduced a bill to end all abortion by making it the official policy of the federal government that life begins at conception. No ifs, ands, buts or compromises.

"I introduced a bill to repeal federal gun control and eliminate background checks, waiting periods, and registration requirements for firearms nationwide. I co-sponsored the Defense of Marriage Act to end homosexual marriage. I'm offering you a change to undo the Obama agenda and enrage liberals in the process. Chip in $10 to show me you support me in my campaign to return to Washington and pick up where I left off – defeating liberalism so it will never return. And in return I'll send you my Offical Obama Barf Bag so you can show everyone you won't back down." - Former Rep. Steve Stockman, via email.