This Should Be Interesting

UPDATE: Here's the clip. Disappointing result.

Today In Sore Losers

Last night The Amazing Race won its 13th Emmy Award out of 65 total nominations. Number of total nominations for Celebrity Apprentice: ZERO.

Retweeted By Donald Trump

Trump Attacks Rosie O'Donnell

Douchebag Of The Day - Sen. Rand Paul

Sen. Paul is apparently tweeting from the Texas GOP convention. The quotation marks presumably mean that somebody else just said that. I have a feeling this tweet will be remembered come 2016.

UPDATE: Nope. Sen. Rand Paul actually did just say that himself. Not only that, check out who he just suggested become prisoners of the Taliban.

Sen. Rand Paul on Friday likened Democrats to the recently released Taliban prisoners at Guantanamo Bay in a speech here at the Texas GOP convention. “Mr. President, you love to trade people,” the Kentucky Republican said to laughs, a reference to the deal made for the return of Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl. “Why don’t we set up a trade? But this time, instead of five Taliban, how about five Democrats? I’m thinking John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi…” He was drowned out by cheers. Afterward, Paul’s spokesman Sergio Gor said, “The senator was kidding — except for Mrs. Pelosi. That was serious.”

Oh yes, this will be remembered.

Rand Paul's Spaceship Lands At CPAC

Donald Trump Kills Jimmy Carter

UPDATE: Zombie Jimmy Carter is pissed.

Ask Your Doctor About Adeledazeme

Trump Vs Buzzfeed

Zero credibility because they wrote something he doesn't like, of course.

Lonegan: I Lost Because Of The Shutdown

"There is no doubt in my mind or in the minds of any of my campaign staff that the shutdown cost me the election. If I had known it was going to happen and that it was going to be handled so badly in Washington, I wouldn't have run for the Senate. Republicans had a chance to win a U.S. Senate seat and in the process send a powerful message to Obama and instead they shut down government with no message and no game plan. I was probably the single biggest casualty of their mistake." - 2013 Rand Paul Toupee Olympics bronze medalist Steve Lonegan, speaking to the Newark Star-Ledger.