Strange New Ad From Tiger Woods

Tiger Text

The latest iPhone app is Tiger Text, a program that automatically deletes text messages from both the sender's and receiver's phones, as long as both parties have the app installed.

The newest Apple iPhone app, pun very much intended, deletes text messages that you may regret ever sending or you may regret anyone else ever seeing. If you happen to be a drunk texter or a cheater you may want to invest in the TigerText app. It's free for the first 100 messages in 15 days and it's only 1.49 per 250 messages sent per month. Once you have it downloaded and sign up for an account, it connects to your phone and you'll be protected right away. Message recipients must also download TigerTest , and then they can read the message for free. You can set a time span for a text, such as delete within two hours after delivery whether it's been read or not, or delete on read. This means that the message will delete itself 60 seconds after the recipient has opened the text. The messages are never saved on your phone, the recipient's phone or your carriers database, they are only saved on the TigerText server, which the vendor reports is purged every sixty seconds. The messages cannot be forwarded or copied. However, if someone truly wanted to see you destroyed badly enough they will always find a way, right?

Of course, the mere presence of the app on your phone might be evidence enough for a snoopy spouse.

Olbermann: Brit Hume Is A Holier Than Thou Cliche Come To Life

Dan Savage On Brit Hume

Dan Savage appeared on Keith Olbermann's show last night to rebut Fox anchor Brit Hume's claim that if Tiger Woods had only been a Christian, he wouldn't be the cheating pussy hound that he is. Classic Dan Savage.

Fox News: If Tiger Woods Was A Christian, All This Wouldn't Have Happened

Brit Hume says that Tiger Woods wouldn't have been cheating if he'd just been a Christian. Like non-adulterous Christians such as Newt Gingrich, Rudy Giuliani, Tom DeLay, Sen. John Ensign, Gov. Mark Sanford, Ted Haggard, etc, etc, etc, etc.

Tiger Woods Voicemail Remix

Tiger Woods Seriously Injured In Car Crash

Golf legend Tiger Woods was seriously injured early this morning in a single-car accident near Orlando.

The Florida Highway Patrol said the PGA star hit a fire hydrant and tree as he pulled out of his driveway in his 2009 Cadillac sport utility vehicle. Woods was taken to Health Central Hospital. Officials there did not have record of him as a patient, though the news release said Woods' injuries were serious. The highway patrol said the crash is still under investigation, and charges are pending. However, the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related. Woods, 33, owns a home in the exclusive subdivision of Isleworth near Orlando.

According to CNN, Woods suffered facial lacerations and head injuries.

UPDATE: It's now being said that Woods was released from the hospital after treatment for minor injuries. Something is fishy here. A single-car crash at 3am, charges pending, no airbag deployment. Hmm.

UPDATE II: Yup, something was fishy.

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant. We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club. We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.