Harlem Hate Pastor James David Manning: Justin Bieber Is A Transgender Man

In the last few weeks Manning has declared that Starbucks laces their lattes with "sodomite semen" (which can get women pregnant), that former President George H.W. Bush has had "anal sex with 100 men," that all gay Americans will "become cannibals" by next year, and that Islamists are justified to execute homosexuals. Today he reveals that pop idol Justin Bieber is a transgender man who "threw his life away and at 20 years old can't grow his breasts back." Just wait until the Beliebers get a hold of this.

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The head of the local Log Cabin chapter reportedly asked Bieber to pose for a photo in front of their banner, but he refused. So he's not entirely stupid.

SNL Sketch: Obama Kisses Justin Bieber

Saturday Night Live opened last night with a stinker of a sketch which featured the president trying to create viral buzz for Obamacare.

In the final 48 hours before the deadline to sign up for healthcare, Obama’s aides forced him to be photographed in Pharrell’s hat and alongside Kim Kardashian and Harry Styles. And “a cat dressed as Elsa from Frozen.” And BatKid. And the Pope. As a last ditch effort, they even brought back Kate McKinnon’s Justin Bieber to do the most viral thing ever.

Ted Cruz At CPAC: Some People Wish Justin Bieber And I Would Self-Deport

Worst Bet Ever

Canada beat the US in hockey, so we have to keep Justin Bieber.

Billboard Of The Day

President Obama and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper are betting cases of beer on Olympic hockey, but the above Chicago billboard offers much more satisfying stakes. (Tipped by JMG reader John)

Fox News: Obama Is Like Justin Bieber

From Fox News' Greg Gutfield:

“The real culprit: the mindset of the teenage girl that suspends critical thinking, replacing it with mindless euphoria driven by hormones and a desire for acceptance, but enough about Obama. True his poll numbers have a Bieber-esque quality, adored by people who pay more attention to dimples than direction. It’s a direction we can predict, for like Bieber, Obama has no friendly speed bumps, no trusted critical eye to stop the decline with helpful device. They’re too scared to hurt the pinup’s feelings, which is why there’s nothing to see here, because we’ve all seen it before.”

Buzzfeed Writer: I'm In Bieber Hell

Buzzfeed writer Ryan Broderick took a screenshot of his TweetDeck feed, which today is almost entirely Justin Bieber mugshots. (Via Business Insider)

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The Plot To Murder Justin Bieber

The World's Highest Paid Musicians

Forbes has posted its annual ranking of the estimated 2012 incomes for the world's highest-paid musicians. Here's their top ten.

1. Dr Dre - $110M
2. Roger Waters - $88M
3. Elton John - $80M
4. U2 - $78M
5. Take That - $68M
6. Bon Jovi - $60M
7. Britney Spears - $58M
8. Paul McCartney - $57M
9. Taylor Swift - $57M
10. Justin Bieber - $55M

Forbes notes that the revenue comes from music sales, merchandising, touring, and (especially in Dr Dre's case) from businesses owned by the performers. (Via Andrew Sullivan)

Sign Of The End Times

SNL's 100th Digital Short

God Hates Justin Bieber

Whackadoodle anti-gay Pastor Steve Anderson, who last year proudly accepted his hate group designation, says that God hates Justin Bieber because the kid isn't masculine enough.

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What does this MEAN?

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NOM Hearts Justin Bieber?

I guess NOM is a fan because the kid has been hammered with so many gay rumors. But this is strange, even for NOM.

Menya - Babies

NYC popsters Menya do a slightly dirtier version of clean tween Justin Bieber's hit Baby. Featuring a totally adorkable cub who goes by the name Good Goose. All three bandmembers are NYU undergrads.