Alex Jones Is Attracted To "Mr. Maddow"

Earlier this week crackpot conspiracy nut Alex Jones announced that the Oklahoma tornadoes were a result of a secret Obama administration weather control machine. Because IRS. Or something. Rachel Maddow then had a lot of fun at Jones' expense and this is his response.

Breitbart Is Here

From the editor-at-large of Breitbart.com.

Crazy Eyes Is Extremely Disappointed

WND Versus Obama Impersonator

Filmed at Right Online, the wingnut version of Netroots.

Infighting Is Funny, Part 96

"Ann Coulter has lied about and vilified conservatives who threaten the candidacy of Mitt Romney, whom she calls the “most conservative” candidate. Just this week, she again falsely claimed Romney to be the most conservative, falsely asserted that Sarah Palin is an establishment Republican, and falsely contended that Romney really won in Iowa. Coulter has also dismissed the Tea Party as conspiracy nuts to promote Romney. Coulter gushes over Romney and even defended Romney Care, now known as Coulter Care! Wanting so desperately to be a king-maker, Coulter is resolved to foist her choice upon the rest of the nation, using treachery and deceit to achieve her goals. If she will lie about conservatives (even though she is considered a conservative leader and icon), why wouldn’t she lie about liberals (whom she claims to hate)?" - Daniel Borchers, founder of Coulter Watch.

Today In Wingnuttery

A California school district has pulled all the dictionaries from its libraries after a parent complained that a student was able to look up the definition of "oral sex."

School officials will review the dictionary to decide if it should be permanently banned because of the "sexually graphic" entry, said district spokeswoman Betti Cadmus. The dictionaries were initially purchased a few years ago for fourth- and fifth-grade classrooms districtwide, according to a memo to the superintendent. "It's just not age appropriate," said Cadmus, adding that this is the first time a book has been removed from classrooms throughout the district. "It's hard to sit and read the dictionary, but we'll be looking to find other things of a graphic nature," Cadmus said. She explained that other dictionary entries defining human anatomy would probably not be cause for alarm.

We should applaud this wise school district. Why, those kids are just one definition away from strapping on dildos and going crazy!

CORRECTION: When I looked up Menifee, the first result was a town in Arkansas. The Menifee school district in this story is in southern California. My apologies.

Glenn Beck In 1986

The so-called future of the GOP came from a "morning zoo" format radio show with a chimpanzee as a co-host. This is not surprising.