Alex Jones Melts Down Over Hillary 2016

A Dispatch From Planet Loontunia

Obama is going to arm and deputize the Bloods and the Crips for the coming uprising against true American patriots! And other stuff!

Media Matters: Right-Wing Rodeo

Another classic Alex Jones meltdown, Fox News host denies existence of bipolar disorder, and more of Fox News attacking Disney's Frozen.

Media Matters: How The Right Wing Insults The Appearance Of The First Lady

Nothing enrages me more than the disgusting and often racist attacks on the appearance of our gorgeous and fit First Lady. Nothing. And I've got a lot on my rage plate.

Credit Joan Rivers

Tea Party hero and conspiracy theory crackpot supreme Alex Jones yesterday declared that the First Lady is a transsexual.

Joan Rivers talked about it the other day, and now it’s an international news story. The question is, ‘Who is Michelle Obama? Is she really a woman? Is she a man?’ Now, I’m not drawing any conclusions here. but I know this — it’s fair to question anything and everything this administration says. I can’t think of an administration in history that’s been caught with such a perfect record of everything they say and do being a lie or a fraud. These people are the authors of such tyranny that they shouldn’t whine and complain when the public doesn’t believe anything they’re saying — especially when every time I look at ‘Michelle’ or ‘Michael’ Obama, the First Lady, or First Tranny, something doesn’t look right. She doesn’t look like any black woman I’ve ever known. She’s got shoulders that are wider than a man’s, which physiologically doesn’t happen. You can put three heads on a man’s shoulders, and two heads on a woman’s shoulders — that’s a known anatomy.

In his typical fashion, Jones says the First Lady has a "chromosomal disorder" because of all the genetically modified food that Americans are forced to eat due to a super-secret international conspiracy. Or something. The clip below then ends with Jones pitching iodine supplements.

God Stopped Obama From Nuking America

Alex Jones Goes To Dallas

Crackpot conspiracy theorist Alex Jones loaded his flying saucer with several dozen fellow crazies yesterday to descend on Dealey Plaza in Dallas so that they could, at last, reveal the truth about JFK's assassination. On Wednesday, Jones had exposed the super-secret plot of the Dallas police to kidnap him before the protest so that the truth never comes out. Unfortunately, that kidnapping plot was foiled and Jones and his band of asylum escapees were able to create headaches for local law enforcement.

RELATED: Yesterday I took the above photo on the Upper East Side, where Jones' brigade of batshittery has been tagging the sidewalks.

Larry Klayman: We Need To Show Force To Overthrow The Government

Klayman's "Revolution Day II" rally is next Tuesday.

Alex Jones Explains Obamacare

Tweet Of The Day - Alex Jones

Even the wingnuts at Twitchy are mocking him. Of course, some of those folks also claimed that President Obama killed Andrew Breitbart with a subsonic death ray fired fired from a low-orbit satellite, so....

Alex Jones Vs BBC Hosts

The BBC made the mistake of inviting crackpot conspiracy weirdo Alex Jones onto a Sunday chat show where Jones stayed true to form and went nuts. The host ended the interview by calling Jones "the worst person I ever interviewed." Watch the last minute or so.

Alex Jones Is Attracted To "Mr. Maddow"

Earlier this week crackpot conspiracy nut Alex Jones announced that the Oklahoma tornadoes were a result of a secret Obama administration weather control machine. Because IRS. Or something. Rachel Maddow then had a lot of fun at Jones' expense and this is his response.

Ted Nugent: Soldiers Commit Suicide Because Obama Hates The Constitution

"We have an epidemic, an unprecedented increase in heroes of the U.S. military committing suicide, and I'm going to tell you why. And I'm sure the leftist blogs are going to attack me, misquote me, but I'll tell you why more and more warrior heroes of the military are killing themselves: Because they are in absolute frustration and heartbreak that their boss, their Commander-In-Chief violates the Constitution that he has made an oath to while their hero warrior blood brothers are being blown to smithereens and blown up while executing their oath to the same Constitution that the president, the vice president, and the attorney general violate. There is a heartbreak in the warrior community." - Ted Nugent, speaking on Alex Jones' radio show.

Media Matters: The Year Of Alex Jones

Bombing "Truthers" Launch Petition

Over 10,000 nutjobs have already signed.

We believe that within the chaos caused by the Boston Marathon explosion, two young men were wrongfully accused of something they did not do, and one of them has lost his life before even getting the opportunity of a proper trial. We do not wish to see blood of yet another innocent victim, someone who, by U.S. law, is innocent until proven guilty. It is vital to end this persecution, as all the conflicting information shown by the media, and footage from the incident, seen by people from all corners of the world, doesn't manifest itself as enough evidence to condemn Dzhokhar Tsarnaev of this heinous crime.

One presumes these are the same people that believe Sandy Hook was a federal plot.

Headline Of The Day

Alex Jones isn't bothered by the news:

“It’s just standard,” Jones said. “Anyone you talk to is familiar with my show. When I go out in public, half the people I meet in this country and in other countries too say they listen to my show. The show is bigger than the mainstream media admits.” Tamerlan was identified by police as one of the two Boston Marathon bombers, and later killed in a shootout with police overnight on Friday.  Alex Jones said he’s reached out to the Tsarnaev family since the suspects were identified. “He could be a listener,” Alex Jones said. “It could be true. I’ve talked to the family and most of them are listeners. My show is anti-terrorism and my show exposes that most of the events we’ve seen have been provocateured.”

(Tipped by JMG reader Birdie)

Crackpot Alex Jones: Boston Bombing Was A "False Flag" Committed By Feds

Crackpot conspiracy theorist Alex Jones was quick yesterday to declare that the federal government likely planned the bombing in Boston. In the second clip, a "reporter" from Jones' InfoWars site interrupts an FBI press conference to make the "false flag" claim.

Crackpot Headline Of The Day

From Alex Jones' Infowars of course.

Alex Jones: Thomas Jefferson Would Spit On Nelly Fake Neocon Glenn Beck

Crazy guy attacks crazy guy!

Alex Jones Vs Pee-Wee Herman