Mariah Carey - Almost Home

From Oz, The Great And Powerful, which opens today.

Mariah + Fallon + The Roots

One of the few Xmas tunes I can tolerate, done up with toy instruments and surprise back-up singers.

(Via Towleroad)

Mariah Carey - Triumphant (Remix)

Mariah's publicist was right, the remix is pretty great and the vocal is completely different from the radio single. This clip may not last long, I think it's a leaked copy.

Mariah Carey - Triumphant

Carey's publicist says this might be "too urban for JMG" but assures me that there are "slamming club mixes" coming. Let's hope so because I couldn't make it halfway through this version. The publicist is right about Mariah's club mixes though, they usually turn me around on tracks I'd been "meh" on. Example.

Families Now Safe From Mariah's Titties

As long as those families only watch ABC's Family Channel. But anyway..VICTORY! Praise! Glory!

One Million Moms Against Mariah's Titties

Mariah Carey - Auld Lang Syne

Not terrible, but the classic disco version is this one.

Fire Island Pines Boys Lip-Dub Mariah

They've just launched a Tumblr blog with all their videos.

Music Stars Record For Haiti Relief

Taking advantage of those in town for the Grammys, yesterday producer Quincy Jones gathered a galaxy of pop stars for a re-recording of 1984's We Are The World. Among the 70 artists lending their voices: Beyonce, Natalie Cole, Barbra Streisand, Usher, Celine Dion, Taylor Swift, Gladys Knight, Rihanna, Harry Connick, Kayne West, Toni Braxton, LL Cool J and Wyclef Jean.

Meaning in the UK, American Idol host Simon Cowell gathered a similar group of stars for a recording of a cover of REM's Everybody Hurts. Taking part: Susan Boyle, Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams, Rod Stewart, Mariah Carey, and many others. Below is the advance audio. Both tracks will be released in the next week.

Preshusssh: Mariah Carey (Hic) Winsh