Concerned Women Are Concernstipated About Today's Ruling On Proposition 8

"Californians voted overwhelmingly to support the traditional definition of marriage that has been the foundation of this great nation. Our experiences have shown us, as science proves, that the best environment for children to develop as productive members of our society is in a home where there is a mother and a father who love them and each other unconditionally. Yet with a stroke of the pen these three judges have undermined the foundations of the family and liberty. Shame on them." - Concerned Women head Penny Nance.

Separated At Birth

Concerned Women Are Concernstipated About The Military & Global Warming

"Ever the tree-hugger, the commander-in-chief ordered the U.S. Department of Defense to turn its attention from satellite and human intelligence gathering to climate research and development. In other words, he is instructing our brave military men and women to cease defending our borders and fight the new terrorist threat — global warming. In all fairness to the president, maybe his reasoning is that the more trees we have, the more structures we have to hide behind should terrorists attack. Yeah. That’s it. Frankly, I think it’s long past time for us to remind President Obama that he is an elected representative, and not a dictator, before he redefines liberties and democracy and rebuilds an America that is destined to fail." - Penny Nance, writing for the Concerned Women for America.

RELATED: In addition to her douchetastic claim about the military, Nance notes that the president recently mentioned efforts to reduce mercury poisoning among children. Which means this: "But what about the soul-poisoning effects of pedophilia, which proponents are working to normalize by recasting as a mere issue of 'minor attraction'? Apparently, that’s okay."

Concerned Women Are Concernstipated About That DADT Ruling

"It should not be activist judges who determine what is best for our troops. This judge's ruling shows a blatant disregard for Congress and the military. It should only be at the discretion of Congress and those in military positions who are trained and competent to decide what is in the best interest of the military and what regulations are best for the readiness of our troops." - Penny Nance, plastic surgery addict and CEO for Concerned Women for America.

Concerned Women Are Concernicated

"No question, the case should be appealed to the United States Supreme Court. This case goes to the fundamental issue of our right to self-government. We hope the Supreme Court affirms this right and rejects the idea that no rules apply when it comes to homosexual 'rights.'

"This case is just the latest example of the judicial tyranny CWA's more than 500,000 members around the country are committed to fighting. It highlights the importance of the current nomination of Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court, someone who has already circumvented the law to impose homosexual 'rights' in denying access to the military recruiters at Harvard Law School. And it reminds senators of how important their 'advice and consent' role is when selecting judges." - Concerned Women for America CEO Penny Nance, who should be concerned about botox poisoning instead of today's affirmation by the DC Appeals Court that minority rights cannot be put to a public vote.

Protesting The Botax

Upset about a pending tax on cosmetic surgery, plastic surgeons and office temps saving up for a boob job protested in Times Square this weekend.

Don't tax our ta tas! That was the word Sunday from New York women outraged over a Washington proposal to add a 5% tax on all elective cosmetic surgery - everything from boob jobs to Botox to face-lifts. "It is unfair. A lot of people have to save up to get these procedures, and to add a tax is unbelievable," said Sina Mostel, 52, a banker from Forest Hills, Queens. "There should be other places to find the money." Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) proposed the levy last month as a way to help fund the Senate's $848 billion health care bill. The so-called "botax," which could generate $6 billion over 10 years, would apply to "any procedure that is directed at improving the patient's appearance and does not meaningfully promote the proper function of the body or prevent or treat illness or diseases."

Quote Of The Day - Michele Bachmann

"What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn't pass. Right now, we are looking at reaching down the throat and ripping the guts out of freedom. And we may never be able to restore it if we don't man up and take this one on." - Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), talking about health care reform at a Denver GOP fundraiser.

Last week Bachmann called on fellow Christians to fast and pray against the improvement of health care for impoverished Americans. She's also standing by for God to tell her whether she should run for president.