You Are Sexually Broken

The Dead Chuck Colson Center would like you to know that your orgasm should not be "the highest goal" in your life.

Dead Chuck Colson Center Backs Exodus' Move To Renounce "Ex-Gay" Therapy

Even if Jesus finally gets you to stop stealing, that doesn't mean you're not still tempted to shoplift in Wal-Mart. But however fucked up way they get there, the increasing Christianist move away from brainwashing and torture is certainly welcome. Now they just want you to endure a lifetime of untouched, unloved celibacy.

Anti-Gay Activist And Watergate Felon Chuck "Enemies List" Colson Dies At 80

Richard Nixon's infamous "dirty tricks" henchman, the notorious Watergate felon and anti-gay activist Chuck Colson, has died at the age of 80 after lingering for days following a brain hemorrhage.

Charles W. Colson, the Republican political operative who boasted he would “walk over my own grandmother” to ensure the reelection of President Richard M. Nixon and went on to found a worldwide prison fellowship ministry after his conversion to evangelical Christianity, died April 21 Inova Fairfax Hospital. He was 80. Mr. Colson’s reputation as a “dirty tricks artist” overshadowed his achievements as a darkly brilliant political strategist.

He had helped lay the groundwork for the Nixon landslide of November 1972 by appealing to disgruntled Democrats and blue-collar minority voters. A self-described “hatchet man” for Nixon, Mr. Colson compiled the notorious “enemies list” of politicians, journalists and activists perceived as threats to the White House. And most fatefully, he helped orchestrate illegal activities to discredit former Pentagon official Daniel Ellsberg, who was suspected of leaking a top-secret history of the Vietnam War to the New York Times and The Washington Post.

Colson was the co-author of the Manhattan Declaration, a landmark anti-gay document whose Christian signers pledge to willfully disobey laws regarding same-sex marriage.

We are Christians who have joined together across historic lines of ecclesial differences to affirm our right—and, more importantly, to embrace our obligation—to speak and act in defense of these truths. We pledge to each other, and to our fellow believers, that no power on earth, be it cultural or political, will intimidate us into silence or acquiescence. Through the centuries, Christianity has taught that civil disobedience is not only permitted, but sometimes required.

Earlier this year Colson was named by GLAAD's Commentator Accountability Project as an anti-gay leader whose past should be considered before being invited to speak on LGBT issues in the national media. Colson responded by comparing GLAAD to the terrorists of the Irish Republican Army.

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1. Chuck Colson says anti-bullying laws are actually meant recruit children into homosexuality.

2. Chuck Colson says that if gay people get any more civil rights, it will be time for Christians to revolt against the government.

3. Chuck Colson says that homofascists are repressing the religious freedom of Christians to oppress gay people.

4. Chuck Colson says that all school children need to be taught that God hates gay marriage.

5. Chuck Colson says if you'd only obey God's moral laws, you wouldn't be a dirty and eternally damned homosexual.

6. Chuck Colson says Apple is run by communists because they deleted the Manhattan Declaration app from the iPhone.

7. Chuck Colson says that if all Christians don't sign the Manhattan Declaration, the Nazi party will take over America.

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Chuck Colson: The Comic Book

JMG reader Sean found the above in a $1 budget bin at his local comic book store. Gamma Cloud has the history behind a comic book about the Watergate felon turned anti-gay activist:

The fact of the matter is that Chuck Colson – Born Again is nothing short of a grand and glorious collection of obfuscation and half-truths. Colson’s yarn portrays the man himself as an pious martyr acting in service of a naively innocent Richard Nixon. In one of the more laughable parts of the story, it’s inferred that John Erlichman learned of the Watergate break-in while watching the evening news. Indeed, the entire question of wrongdoing and guilt is effectively marginalized through the omnipresent argument that Richard Nixon’s coterie of henchmen acted under the Nietzschean principal that “what is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil.”

So it's lies lies and more lies. Shocking!

RELATED: Colson remains in critical condition after suffering a brain hemorrhage last week.

Tweet Of The Day - Peter Sprigg

Hate group spokesdouche Peter Sprigg thinks Watergate felon Chuck Colson should be back in prison. We agree.

Chuck Colson In Critical Condition

Infamous anti-gay activist and Watergate felon Chuck Colson is in critical condition after suffering a brain hemorrhage.

Colson, 80, fell ill while speaking Friday at a conference outside Washington and “underwent surgery on Saturday morning to remove a pool of clotted blood on the surface of his brain,” the statement said. Colson was special counsel to President Richard Nixon and the first member of the Nixon administration to serve prison time for charges stemming from the 1972 Watergate scandal. “He admits he was guilty of political ‘dirty tricks’’ and willing to do almost anything for the cause of his president and his party,” according to Colson’s official biography.

Colson is the co-author of the Manhattan Declaration, which calls upon Christians to disobey laws that grant rights to LGBT citizens. Please note that your comments on this post may be harvested for republishing on anti-gay sites.

Chuck Colson: GLAAD Is Like The IRA

"In 1983 on my way to Prison Fellowship International's convocation in Belfast, Northern Ireland, I learned at a press conference that I had been placed on the hit list of the Irish Republican Army. The IRA was threatened by the work of Prison Fellowship there, because we were reconciling Catholic and Protestant prisoners in the midst of a very hot war euphemistically called 'the Troubles.' In fact, when Patty and I arrived in Belfast, we were accorded special protection. So I am no stranger to hit lists and threats." - Convicted Watergate felon Chuck Colson, reacting to GLAAD's list of hate group leaders.

RELATED: Colson is the coauthor of the Manhattan Declaration, which calls upon Christians to disobey laws that protect LGBT people from discrimination. And yet he is shocked to be on GLAAD's list.

Civil Disobedience May Be Necessary If Christians Are To End Their Oppression

Chuck Colson says the day may be here for Christians to revolt against the federal government in acts of civil disobedience. Colson, a convicted Watergate felon, is the co-author of the Manhattan Declaration, which calls for Christians to disobey any law granting anti-discrimination protection to gay Americans.

Colson: All Freedom Comes From The Bible

And if you refuse that truth, we'll lock you up!

Chuck Colson: We Aren't Imposing Christianity, We're Proposing It

Chuck Colson: We're Being Oppressed!

"We’ve fallen into the spiral of silence in which case the people who might be a tiny minority but are controlling the conversation intimidate the rest of us. Now where have we seen that happen most vividly? We’ve seen it in the gay rights movement. The gay rights movement is a tiny minority in America, so what you get is a passionate movement of 10 percent of the people, 5 percent of the people maybe in the gay movement, maybe 4 percent, 3 percent, and they control what the rest of us think because the rest of us are intimidated into silence. Folks, brothers and sisters, I tell you I believe in the depths of my being that the most important thing we can do today in obedience to Christ is to break the spiral of silence, to speak out, to point out unrighteousness." - Convicted felon Chuck Colson, speaking to Champion The Vote, the 2012 Christianist campaign to flood the polls with evangelicals. (Via - Right Wing Watch)

Convicted Felon Chuck Colson: Make Sure Kids Know God Hates Gay Marriage

Convicted Felon Hates Gay Marriage

"Although the media elite don’t want you to know it, according to a recent Alliance Defense Fund poll, the majority of Americans want to reserve marriage to one man and one woman. To give up the fight for marriage now after a few setbacks is crazy. The debate about marriage in America is not over. Now more than ever, Christians need to be equipped to defend marriage and to live out the truth about marriage, sex, and family in our own lives. This is no time for defeatism or retreat, but for action." - Convicted Watergate felon Chuck Colson, the co-author of the Manhattan Declaration, which calls on Christians to disobey any law granting civil rights to gay Americans.

NOTE: The poll that the "media elite" is keeping from you was funded by a right-wing anti-gay hate group AND conducted by a right-wing anti-gay hate group. Therefore, it's meaningless invented drivel.

Chuck Colson: If You Obey God's Moral Laws, You Won't Turn Out Homosexual

So says the convicted Watergate felon and co-author of the Manhattan Declaration, which calls on Christians to disobey any law granting rights to gay Americans.

Chuck Colson Attacks Lady Gaga

"Do people choose to be gay, or are they born that way? Here’s a tip: Don’t turn to Lady Gaga for an answer. For the Christian, thinking in terms of dichotomies such as 'nature versus nurture' and 'genetics versus free will' is the real problem. For us, it’s not either-or. Who we are cannot be reduced to any one thing. For instance, Christianity teaches that biology and the rest of creation has a great deal to teach us about how we should live. This is part of what we mean by “natural law.” An obvious example is the biological facts that lie behind the teaching that marriage should be between a man and a woman.

"But saying that biology is somehow normative is not the same thing as saying that is determinative. We are free to choose how we behave, both for good and for ill. We are not 'slaves to our biology' unless we choose to make ourselves so by believing it to be the case. To say we are is beneath our dignity as humans made in the image of God, not to mention a denial of the power of God to transform us." - Convicted felon and Manhattan Declaration author Chuck Colson, joining the Christianist attacks on Lady Gaga for saying we were "born this way."

RELATED: The fastest-selling single in iTunes history, Born This Way has already sold millions of copies worldwide and has gone to #1 in more than 30 countries. Whether you're a Gaga fan or not, you cannot deny the unprecedented impact of hundreds of millions of people singing out loud, that yes, we were born this way. Lady Gaga is pushing the movement forward in ways few could have possibly fathomed.

Chuck Colson: President Obama Is Wrecking The Constitution

Convicted felon and Manhattan Declaration author Chuck Colson says about DOMA: "I'm practically beside myself over the administration's arrogance, but I'm just as perplexed by the [lack of] reaction by the church."

Chuck Colson: Anti-Bullying Laws Are Meant To Indoctrinate New Homos

Convicted felon and Manhattan Declaration author Chuck Colson says that anti-bullying laws are actually meant to indoctrinate young people into homosexuality. Just like what happens in prison.

Apple Is Like The Soviet Union For Censoring The Manhattan Declaration

So says convicted Watergate felon Chuck Colson, who just won't let go of the fact that Apple won't allow his app calling for all Christians to disobey any law granting LGBT rights.

Chuck Colson: We Won't Stop Until Apple Ends Its Censorship Of Christians

Even though the iPhone app store boasts literally hundreds of Christianity-related items, Manhattan Declaration co-author and convicted Watergate felon Chuck Colson says his group will continue to battle Steve Jobs for "censoring Christians."

Support The Manhattan Declaration Or Nazis Are Going To Take Over America

If the God-fearing people of America don't all sign the Manhattan Declaration and vow to discriminate against LGBT people, the Nazis are going to take over. It's happened BEFORE, people!

(Via - Good As You)