The Purity Bear Says "Don't Fuck"

Valentine's Day is the Liberty Counsel's National Day Of Purity. Because if you don't fuck outside of marriage you'll go to heaven where nobody has the AIDS. The not-at-all creepy Purity Bear sets you straight in the clip below.

Merry Creepy Xmas From The Gingrichs

Chatbot Vs. Chatbot

Cornell's Creative Machines Lab hooked up two chatbots to see what they'd say each other. Creepy. And right afterwards, they plotted together to destroy humanity. In other news, chatbots exist.

Corpse Of Pope John Paul II Exhumed In Preparation For Sainthood

Beyond creepy.

Klaxons - Twin Flames

The Human Centipede meets Slither. Very super NSFW and beyond creepy. If this disappears from YouTube, Buzzfeed is hosting a copy.

Ex-Gay Freeze Tag

Good As You calls this ad from "ex-gay" nutters Stonegate Fellowship "creepy," probably because of the zombies who come to life momentarily to spew "we can save you from the gay" nonsense before turning back into statues. They're from Texas! Zombie, Texas!

Quote Of The Day - Billy Arnone

"If they were put in front of me I’d probably watch it." - Billy Arnone, the brother of Miss Ladyfingers USA, telling Radar Online that he'd watch her sex tape. What IS it with that family? (And note Billy's "Loose Lips" t-shirt.) He goes on to slam same-sex unions, saying, "I’m all the way against gay marriage. I don’t feel that it’s right that a man and a man should raise a kid. That’s just how I was raised and how Carrie was raised. We’ll stick by that ‘til the day we die." So hate IS a family value.

Children Of The Corn Sing Of Obama

Man, this is creepy. Corralling a bunch of kids and making them sing a song of praise of Obama? Hitler Youth, much? We can really do without this kind of support, it only feeds into the Obama-As-Fuhrer meme that has been sweeping Free Republic for the last few weeks.

Still Dead Judy Garland To Perform With Boston Pops

If you're looking for the absolutely gayest thing to do this Pride season, get this:

It turns out the immortal Judy Garland never really croaked (but please don't tell that to the gays who rioted all those years ago at Stonewall, making history partly because they were pissed that Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz was gone. They'll feel used.) On June 28, Judy Garland in Concert will premiere in Boston, and as the release informs me, "This is not a tribute show. This is not a Garland lookalike. This is Judy herself returning to the stage for the first time in 40 years—singing the great American songbook with America's greatest orchestra, The Boston Pops.

"Cutting-edge technology unavailable just a few years ago has enabled NY-based production company Running Subway to present Judy's larger-than-life passion and personal story to 21st century audiences in what can only be described as the greatest Judy Garland concert ever."

This sounds absolutely amazing—but I bet she's still as drunk as a sailor on leave!

Get your tickets here. I wonder if she'll take requests?