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Bristol: Levi Stole My Virginity

Bristol Palin: Levi (Sort Of) Raped Me

According to leaked excerpts from Bristol Palin's new book, the first time she had sex with Levi Johnston she was so drunk she awoke with no memory of the encounter.

Bristol Palin writes in her new book of losing her virginity to boyfriend Levi Johnston on a camping trip after getting drunk for the first time on too many wine coolers. She awoke in her tent, alone, with no memories of what had happened as Johnston "talked with his friends on the other side of the canvas." She had vowed to wait until marriage. And she had lied to her parents about where she was going.

Bristol's allegations have ignited an internet debate on what constitutes "rape."

Levi Johnston Readies Palin Tell-All

This fall Levi Johnston will release Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs, a tell-all book of his time with Mama Grizzly.

"I want to tell the truth about my close relationship with the Palins," Johnston, 20, says in a statement released by his publisher. "My sense of Sarah and my perplexing fall from grace – how I feel and what I've learned." Johnston adds: "I'm doing this for me, for my boy Tripp and for the country.

The timing of the book's release should prove amusing, as Palin may be officially launching her 2012 campaign by then.

Levi For Mayor!

Levi Johnston, Mayor Of Wasilla?

One-time Playgirl model Levi Johnston has announced his candidacy for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, the job once held by his baby mama's mama. Johnston's campaign will be documented for a reality show to be titled Loving Levi: The Road To The Mayor's Office. From the show's press release:

"The docu-soap will follow the ever controversial, headline making, matinee idol, handsome father of one as he embarks on a run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska... [the] series will chronicle a 'no-holds-barred' period in Levi’s tumultuous life; co-raising his son Tripp, looking for love, and taking care of business for his fellow Wasillians. He will give us a real inside look into who he is as a father, a skilled hunter, an avid dirt biker, and of course his journey down the road of small town politics -- right after he gets his high school diploma."

Production on the pilot episode has already begun in Beverly Hills. Of course. Levi promises that if elected, HE will serve his full term. Ooh, suh-NAP!

PhoboQuotable - David Frum

"Bristol Palin is exactly the type of girl who would have been pushed into a shotgun marriage in 1964: Her parents were leading citizens first of their town, then their state, now the nation. Their position and reputation would have absolutely precluded an unwed mother in the family. Their friends and neighbors (and maybe more important, their daughter's friends and neighbors) would have enforced the expectation: marriage first, children second.

"Not any more. Today, nobody expects it -- quite the contrary, when Levi reveals himself to be a jerk again, every People magazine reader in the country fully sympathizes with Bristol chucking him out, again. Get married for the sake of the children? Unwed motherhood as a disgrace? What is this, the Middle Ages?

"[Judge Vaughn] Walker's decision was a twist in a complex legal story that stretches back to the 1990s. Many more twists lie ahead. The judge's decision will almost certainly be reversed on appeal. (Walker seems to know it, too: He suspended his own decision from going into effect until after the appellate court had its say.) But we don't have to wait for the courts to finish their work to know the answer to the big question. The harm feared from same-sex marriage has already arrived: Whether same-sex marriage is accepted or not, opposite-sex marriage as a norm and expectation has already collapsed." - Conservative columnist David Frum, writing for CNN.

Bristol's Homecoming

A Woman Scorned

Somebody's seen a few drag shows....

HomoQuotable - Daniel Nardicio

"I will NEVER let another celeb pose for Playgirl without full-frontal (unless we advertise so). In other words, Kirk will have to do full frontal to do Playgirl. Playgirl made a killing off the Levi shoot, and I got a hefty raise because of it. Some douchebag at AOL Popeater wrote a "piece" where he claims I said we lost money. We paid Levi a small sum to pose, with a rev share for the rest. So our output was minimal and we did VERY well. Anyway, I needed to write this to someone." - Playgirl marketing director Daniel Nardicio, in an email responding to my post about Kirk McCambley.

Bristol Sues Levi For Custody

Sarah Palin's whore daughter is suing her baby daddy for custody of their bastard son. And the Palins didn't want anybody to know about it.

A Dec. 23 order from Judge Kari C. Kristiansen denied Palin's motion to close the proceedings and opened the case file to public access, while an order issued the same day by Presiding Judge Sharon Gleason denied Palin's request to use John and Jane Doe in place of Johnston's and her own real names. On Nov. 4, Palin filed for sole custody of Tripp Johnston-Palin, the former couple's son, who celebrates his first birthday today. Kristiansen initially issued temporary orders limiting access to the case file and allowing the parties to file under pseudonyms. Johnston wasn't playing along, however. In an opposition to Palin's motion for a gag order, Johnston's attorney, Rex Butler, said: "Simply put, this matter is public in nature, the courts are not refuges for the scions of the elite to obtain private dispensation of their legal matters because the public at large has an interest in the proceedings."

There's another factor in the mix, of course: Palin's mother, former governor Sarah Palin, with whom Johnston has repeatedly locked horns in the press, and from whom he claims to fear retaliation. "I do not feel protected against Sarah Palin in a closed proceeding," Johnston said in an affidavit accompanying Butler's filings. "I hope that if it is open she will stay out of it. ... I think a public case might go a long way in reducing Sarah Palin's instinct to attack and allow the real parties in this litigation, Bristol and I, to work things out a lot more peacefully than we could if there is any more meddling from Sarah Palin."

You know this is the Rogue One's doing, retaliating against Levi for those horrible, totally true, things he's said about her.

If You Care....

...Oh No They Didn't has a full leaked set of Levi Johnston's Playgirl photos. My review: "Eh."

(Tipped by JMG reader Daddy Ray)

Levi Cleans Up Well, Doesn't He?

Levi Johnston's hotly anticipated photo shoot is being teased over at Playgirl.com. The word is that there will not be any full-frontal after all. Congrats to my fellow Key West traveler Josh Koll, who got to lend Levi his stick for the shoot. His hockey stick, you dirty birds. Meanwhile Sarah Palin is huffing that Levi is "too busy making porn" to see her bastard grandchild.

Olbermann On Palin's Book Tour

Keith Olbermann calls Sarah Palin's book tour just a smokescreen for the "first leg of her 2012 election campaign."

Kathy Griffin On Levi Johnston

Kathy Griffin appeared on Joy Behar's HLN show last night to mention (among a lot of other things) that Levi Johnston's upcoming Playgirl shoot will require "a very big fig leaf."

Levi Johnston Signs With Playgirl

After fielding numerous offers from straight and gay porn outlets, Levi Johnston has signed on for a nude pictorial with Playgirl.

To get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder. A formal agreement hasn’t been reached with the online magazine, but the photo shoot is a “foregone conclusion,” said Johnston’s attorney, Rex Butler. After Sen. John McCain chose Palin as his running mate, Johnston was thrust into the national spotlight early in the campaign after Palin abruptly announced her unwed daughter was pregnant and the couple would marry. The couple broke up after the birth of their son, Tripp, in December. The relationship between the Palins and Johnston since then has often been strained, mostly over visitation issues.

Sarah Palin has declined to comment on the news that the penis that was once inside her daughter will soon be seen by the world.

Levi Johnston Goes Nuts

Towleroad points out this new ad campaign featuring Levi Johnston, who is wisely not allowed to speak. Love the last line.

Kathy Griffin Interviews Levi Johnston

Classic Kathy Griffin.

Quote Of The Day - Pat Buchanan

"Well, first, with regard to Levi, I think First Dude up there in Alaska, Todd Palin, ought to take Levi down to the creek and hold his head underwater until the thrashing stops."- Pat Buchanan, who is pissed that Levi Johnston said Sarah Palin resigned as Alaska governor is order to make more money.

Levis Johnston: Palin Left For The Money

Aspiring actor and model Levi Johnston says Palin quit to make more money and that he wouldn't vote for her again. Johnston's proposed stage name? Ricky Hollywood. SRSLY.