Stop Oppressing Ratty Hairpiece Woman!

"I found it fascinating to read the announcement yesterday that I had been included in a list of 36 dangerous radicals who should be banned from national television and print outlets. That’s definitely a first. But rather than feeling the shame it was intended to create, I guess I’m feeling rather honored to be included alongside the likes of Focus on the Family President Jim Daly; Prison Fellowship’s Chuck Colson and the head of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, Albert Mohler. All of whom are compassionate, biblically minded leaders who unabashedly proclaim the redemptive truth that we’ve all fallen short of God’s plan for humanity and that we are all equally in need of a Savior." - Focus On The Family spokeshrew Candi Cushman, who is so not bothered by GLAAD's list, she wrote 2000 words about it.

NOTE: In Cushman's linked article, she quotes several lines that rotten anonymous meanies have posted to her Facebook page. That's SO terrible, you guys! That's WAY worse than organizing national annual campaigns to encourage and make legal the daily bullying and beating of gay kids in public schools.

Chuck Norris Robo-Calls For Gingrich

Coulter Compares Obama To Flavor Flav

Hissey Fit

"I don't really like gay people," sniffs GOProud member Matt Hissey. "Stereotypical gay people frustrate me," he adds with a dramatic toss of his frosted blond hair before launching into an attack on nellie men who need to be more "normal and straight-acting."

UPDATE: JMG readers Vincent and Damian remind us that this isn't the first time Hissey has appeared on this blog.

CNN On Right Wing Anger

GOP pollster Frank Luntz says that Americans are "mad as hell and not going to take it anymore." How original. Personally, I'm mad as hell at Luntz' terrible wig. And I'm not gonna take it anymore!

Miss Implants Tweets Me

Garsh, Miss California, what is it, exactly, that I'm lying about?

UPDATE: So how do we find out if this Twitter account really belongs to her? A little help!

Miss California Bible USA Carrie Prejean's Topless Photos Surface

I know many of you have demanded an end to the Carrie Prejean posts, but seriously, how could I pass this by?

Self-proclaimed bible thumper Miss California, Carrie Prejean, should start pointing the finger at herself for her own indiscretions. TheDirty.com has received exclusive images of the homophobic debutante that would clearly strip her of her Miss California crown. So much for being a good role model for the state of California Carrie. Looks like your Dirty photo shoot makes you a sinner too. I decided.

Wanna bet Maggie Gallagher is having a conniption? And judging from the above teaser, there are more photos to come. Hmm, do I run them here even if they're NSFW? I love these dilemmas. And I can't fucking wait for this to break on Christianist blogs, many of which have deified Prejean.

Again, I must quote 1 Timothy 2:9: I also want women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, not with braided hair [extensions] or gold [highlights] or pearl [necklaces] or expensive [lingerie] clothes, but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God.

UPDATE: Popcrunch has more:

Alicia Jacobs, Entertainment Reporter at KVBC in Las Vegas, has seen all six of the photos and says some are much more revealing. Alicia believes the flicks may have been taken after Carrie’s pageant-financed breast augmentation about six weeks ago. Hmmm…These explosive pictures could be devastating for Miss California, whose anti-gay marriage campaign recently resulted in a partnership with the National Organization for Marriage and helped to make made her increasingly popular with right-wing conservatives. Can you guys believe the nerve of this bozo? Using the Lord Jesus Christ as an excuse to support inequality when she’s just as big a sinner as anyone? Let this be a lesson to us all; you may want to refrain from chastising other people about how they live their lives when there are digital photos of your ass buried on somebody’s hard drive. This reminds me of something my mother always said when I was growing up- Ah, that’s right, something about stones and glass houses. Ring a bell?

UPDATE: Porn site operators are seeing the traffic this post is getting and are spamming with comments with links to their sites. I'm deleting them as I can, but take care not to click on any outgoing links, some of which appear to be loaded with malware/adware.

Carrie Prejean To Star In New NOM Ad

You just knew this was coming, right? Via Ben Smith at Politico:

Miss California, Carrie Prejean, who offered memorable opposition to same-sex marriage and a young, attractive new face for the movement against it, will appear tomorrow at a press conference hosted by the National Organization for Marriage at the National Press Club, according to a press release from the group. She'll be launching a new ad, the second in what the group says is a $1.5 million campaign. The ad, the release says, will address:

"What happens when a young California beauty pageant contestant is asked, "Do you support same-sex marriage?" She is attacked viciously for having the courage to speak up for her truth and her values. But Carrie's courage inspired a whole nation and a whole generation of young people because she chose to risk the Miss USA crown rather than be silent about her deepest moral values. "No Offense" calls gay marriage advocates to account for their unwillingness to debate the real issue: Gay marriage has consequences."

And all the intertubes rubbed their hands in glee over the coming parody opportunities.